This belongs in the creepy Easter bunny photo sets

me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost


you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

(Source: oknope, via poetdecay)



my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution, via sailorp00n)